“Why's he making pyjama jokes?” - emily
“I feel rain, pass me the really big hat.” - Marshall
“It wasn't me, he hit the ball through the club house window.” - Matio
“Strip golf was not going well for the caddy today” - simon
“If I stand like this long enough it should come back to me.....no!? ” - Ben
“See I told you I'd wear them, that's 50 dollars you owe me.” - steve
“Put your hand down Rickie. YOU pay ME for carrying your bag and giving you the right club.” - pat
“You walk back, I'm hitching a lift from the next caddy car” - David
“What have I told you about chewing gum on the course?? C'mon, spit it out!” - Gareth
“Spit that ball out when its clean” - Arthur
“Pennies for the Caddy.....” - sharon
“And then he said cough!” - Wayne
“Wow, Sergio has just given me this 300-yard tap in for a half, let's get a lift to the next tee” - Mark
“I'm still ignoring you Ricky until you change those trousers.” - TONY
“Rickie takes a rain check” - simon
“I'm not high fiving ya Rickie, you just hit that guy in the face.” - caleb
“Everybody inside, it's spitting!” - Jason
“Of course I am thumbing a lift back to the hotel. I tee'd off so early I have still got my pyjamas on.” - Mark
“Golf club, check. Caddie, check. Trousers, checked!” - Glenn
“Rupert the bear has nothing on me” - kathy
“I hope that ball doesn't fade as much as these trousers will when they are washed!” - brian
“Well your legs look pretty daft too” - Michael
“You feel that? That rain put me off my shot ” - Tom
“Rickie that was some birdie, he`s just nicked your bacon butty.” - kenneth
“Trousers, Rickie? Who needs trousers? ” - Rob
“So anyway, the next thing the doctor says to me is, "cough please Mr. Fowler"” - Kenny
“Can I have my wig back please?” - Dave
“He's got the whole world matchplay in his hand, he's got the whole world matchplay in his hand, got the whole world matchplay in his hand” - David
“Quick get me my waterproofs I dont want to spoil my outfit” - Arthur