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July Caption Competition

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Make us laugh and you could win a Golfalot cap! Just let us know what recent Tour winner Chris Wood and his caddy are thinking about this shot.

June Caption Competition

Well done to Daniel Nicholls who wins with:

Try as he might, he couldn't pull off the Miguel sword re-sheath celebration with anywhere near enough style.

The best of the rest:

  • “If Michelle Wei can do it why can`t I?” - john

  • “No, I didn't pack any three-foot tee pegs.” - Paul

  • “I`ve discovered why your long game has gone to pot.” - ken

  • “England appoint surprise new batting coach in wake of Aussie obliteration.” - Daniel

  • “Full wedge you say caddie. I'm feeling 3/4 9 iron down the shaft.” - kevin

  • “If I beat the seven dwarfs, do I get a date with Snow White?” - john

  • “Yes I know it worked for Langer...but he was in a tree.” - David

  • “I just wanted to feel what it's like for Ian Woosnam.” - Daniel

  • “I knew there would be some handicap playing with Ronnie Corbett.” - john

  • “This is not what I meant when I said " pass me a short iron "” - Brian

  • “Try as he might, he couldn't pull off the Miguel sword re-sheath celebration with anywhere near enough style.” - Daniel

  • “I used to be a Drum Major before I took up golf” - Martin

  • “Chris for the last time you hold it the other end” - Arthur

  • “When we get back, caddie, I am going to search your room for superglue” - Rob

  • “Chris was out to prove his short game was good” - David

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The competition is open to UK residents, except employees of Golfalot and their families and agents. Prizes are non-transferable, there is no cash alternative.

The winning entry will win the prize indicated. The winner will be notified by email to the email address included on the winner's entry form. Lost and delayed entries will not be accepted. No responsibility is accepted for lost or delayed entries. Any breach of these rules will result in the entry being declared null and void.

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