“I've brought along the Valspar for a really good finish.....” - Adrian
“Willy wearing white wonders where 'Woods' went!” - Paul
“Do you think I can hit a 9-iron that far? You have to I didn't bring the 8.” - Glenn
“I know I wrote her number down here.
Wait, I think I see her in the crowd.” - Kyle
“Meghan Hardin is warming up and you're looking at your notebook?!” - Paul
“Hey will, come look at this flick book. Now that's what your swing should look like!” - Robbie
“When everything else fails - read the instructions” - Tim
“The course has been Bubba-proofed. I’ll check again but I tell you it’s not a really tiny green it’s just far away.” - Tim
“Which way are we going i cant see anything whith these glasses on?” - Jay
“Caddy fetch me my cricket bat and pads, another wicket has just fallen” - Jason
“I think we're lost"..."hold on, I have directions to the next hole written down here somewhere” - Amanda
“You sure about the Valspar paint, I was just thinking a light spray tan for the masters week.” - Anthony
“Is that Ricky in the group ahead or are the Azalea orange this year?” - Anthony
“This bag goes no further until we sort this out! You definitely said you would give me a raise! Look, I even wrote it down.” - Brian
“There's nothing in the rules about alligators taking the ball!” - SYLVIA
“Can you tell my mum uses Daz?” - Michael
“Stay in the moment Will. Don't get overcome with emulsion!” - Peter
“So that's a chilli-dog with cheese fries and a coke?” - David
“What would you hit here partner, because I haven't got a clue!!” - Ben
“I told you you were playing to slow,you`ve just got a parking ticket” - ken
“Is that flight MH370!?” - Sam
“Everyone in a 200 yard radius were given sunglasses to combat the glare of Will's outfit” - Tom
“I've got no idea what the yardage is, I picked up the Valspar colour chart by mistake.” - Trevor
“Does my chest look good if I push it out like this?” - Caleb
“Every picture paints a story” - Arthur