“Is that Jim Furyk wearing exactly the same as me? Get me my manager!’” - darren
“What's that Garcia? Halve the hole? It's my drive, not my putt!” - Allan Steen
“Orange ya glad I went left.” - caleb
“Do you think my head looks big in this hat?” - martin
“If you yell "Mashed Potato's" again I'll give you a swipe with this” - Arthur
“You didn't tell me that Bio Cell Drivers are not available in white.” - Matio
“If only I had used an iron instead of a driver - I wouldn't have had all these creases in my clothes!!” - Phil
“Seriously Sergio my hole?? But I'm still 180 from the pin!” - Russ
“There's no way that will hit him. ” - Dan
“No I'm not sponsored by Orange!” - Carl
“Perhaps that was a little too looooong...” - Bryan
“They gave Norman the new BiO CELL Driver too?” - Chris
“What do I have to do with this tee thing again?!” - suzanne
“What do you reckon caddie, should I Bi O Cell??” - Mark
“Seriously....the guy who stole my bag was about this tall!” - Brian
“Anyone for Cobra soup? I just love the new ladel I got for Christmas!!!” - June
“Corrrr!” - Maya
“You pay for parking sir, and THEN I'll raise the barrier” - Valerie
“Hey! Hey! Do I hold it like this?” - neil
“This Metal Detector will never CELL” - david
“Don't worry about getting me a drink in the clubhouse lads, I'm the designated driver!” - Jamie
“Obi-Wan has taught you well” - trevor
“I thought we agreed we wear ORANGE on Wednesdays?” - Brendan
“5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ready or not, here I come.” - keith
“I wonder if they know my ball is headed for the green? ” - Michael
“I'll be back out later lads, my tee's ready. ” - Dave
“Any more orange Rickie and you'll be mistaken for Dale Winton” - Tony
“OK kids. Stop, look, listen and when it’s safe, drive off “by-yo-self”!” - Calum
“I should have gone with a nippon shaft” - Simon
“What? Why can't I use this to play cricket??” - Gareth
“Please don't hit the captains car!” - Jason
“Where did that go? Really wish they'd let me use orange balls!” - Alex
“Hurry up! Im getting fed up with the limbo dancing competition...” - michael
“Adam be nimble, Adam be quick, Adam go under limbo stick” - Janice
“Who cut the shaft down on my Driver?” - Arthur
“I asked my boss if I should wear my Puma gear, and he said “All white"” - Rob
“What do you mean, who’s my sponsor? ” - Valerie
“"Rickie... I am your father"” - Ryan
“Daz, keeping your whites whiter than white.” - darren