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Make us laugh and you could win a Golfalot cap and some goodies from the Golfalot prize cupboard. To win just let us know what happened when two of golf’s most exciting prodigies, Italy’s Matteo Manassero and Chinese sensation Guan Tianlang, went head to head.

March Caption Competion

Well done to Leo Forests who wins with:

Guan decided he was definitely taking his new mirror back to the shop first thing Monday morning

The best of the rest:

  • “Deal! I get the house and car, you get the dog!” - Lesley

  • “You might be 9 shots in front, but I've put superglue on my hand - now who's laughing!” - Ian

  • “Tug of War..Golf style” - Tom

  • “Right, let`s flip up the lids to the control panels and see how fast these new wicker buggies go.” - john

  • “That's agreed then. I'll help you with your english homework if you do the maths for me.” - john

  • “Boxing staredowns starting to take over golf.” - Paul

  • “Play-off holes could not separate Matteo and Guan and as darkness fell there was only one option: "One, Two, Three, Four ... I declare a thumb war!"” - Mark

  • “Golf themed same sex speed dating to roll out nation wide. In the interest of hygene all participants are asked not to indulge in fore play.” - adam

  • “Any second now Guan would learn about the classic Electric Shock Hand Shake Buzzer joke” - R.

  • “I said pull my finger” - Glenn

  • “Gripping encounter” - Tony

  • “Matteo and Guan engage in a spot of armchair golf.” - Hannah

  • “Yes, this is my first time at speed dating too. When can I let go of your hand?” - Steve

  • “Siamese twins joined at the wrist were perhaps not likely to be best at golf” - Rob

  • “Guan and Matteo didn't quite understand the rules of paper, scissors, stone.” - Richard

  • “Matteo said "If we're going to arm wrestle properly, we're going to need a table".” - Paul

  • “Wicker chair tug of war will never take off” - lynne

  • “Golf longest ever handshake and taken them well into the night.” - Rich

  • “So, Rory told you that UHU was a hand cream too.” - ken

  • “Guan decided he was definitely taking his new mirror back to the shop first thing Monday morning” - Leo

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