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Make us laugh and you could win a Golfalot cap and some goodies from the Golfalot prize cupboard. To win just let us know what Monty and friends were thinking as he celebrated his 600th European Tour event in Turkey.

Colin Montgomerie January Caption

Well done to Arthur who's winning caption sees a Golfalot cap and goodies on their way to him:

“Monty couldn't help but change his wife's grip on the knife.”

The best of the rest:

  • “Think these balls need a special cake 'wedge'” - Kim

  • “Monty unveils his new sponsor - Mr. Kipling” - Leo

  • “Colin was not convinced that he should have accepted Cadbury's offer of ball supplier for 2015” - Malcolm

  • “How embarrasing, these guys have no idea I'm only in my 50's, but what the hell, it's free cake!!” - Mark

  • “I'm liking my cake says Monty, is there one for everyone else.” - Paul

  • “Great cake but what exactly is '009'?” - Adrian

  • “This was the only type of slice Colin liked” - Leo

  • “At the camera man convention it was celebrated how many times Colin had said he would shove the camera where the sun don't shine” - lynne

  • “Monty makes the cut” - David

  • “Monty couldn't help but change his wife's grip on the knife.” - Arthur

  • “You don't look a day over 599 years old monty” - shaun

  • “Mmm cake, this is one cut Monty definitely wouldn't miss .” - Stephen

  • “How very dare you! I never reached 600lbs at my peak” - carl

  • “The new presenters of Strictly Come Dancing were not as expected.” - Debbie

  • “And after you've eaten this cake, your waist will be that size.”

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