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Thanks to our good friends at Cobra Puma Golf, we are giving one user the chance to win a pair of navy Puma Tech 6 Pocket Golf Trousers.

To be in with a chance of winning, just let us know what Ian Poulter is thinking as he played in the 40th Ryder Cup at Gleneagles?

Ian Poulter Caption

Well done to Stuart Sproull whose entry made us laugh the most. Enjoy your Puma Golf trousers:

The Michael Jackson pre-shot routine has given Ian a new edge.

Our panel of judges see every entry and we post the best ones below. Entries close 31st October 2014. Check out the Cobra Puma Golf Zone for all the latest Cobra Puma equipment and Tour news.

The best of the rest:

  • “Ian's dance partner was not impressed when he started on the wrong foot time after time” - Neil

  • “As the Poulter said to the Bishop "How's that for a 'Lil girl' then?"” - Paul

  • “Wow. What a hit. Do you think the ink is dry on that Titleist contract yet?” - James

  • “Ok which American has nicked me ball.” - Zac

  • “Arsenal should have bought a decent central defender during the transfer windows.” - Mark

  • “Ian didn't realise that Cobra would be so fast in taking back the golf bag when his contract ended.” - Brian

  • “Police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a very fast guitar thief” - Leo

  • “Where's nanny when you need her? I've got so many pockets I can't find my balls.” - Rob

  • “Wait, I forgot my ball again Terry!” - Danny

  • “The Michael Jackson pre-shot routine has given Ian a new edge.” - Stuart

  • “Perhaps if they made the hole this big I would stand a chance” - Ann

  • “Next stop is 'Strictly come Dancing'” - Lynne

  • “A highland jig might do me good in this Tartan” - Angela

  • “To hide his condition from the public, Ian had taken to drinking from invisible bottles” - Leo

  • “After winning the Ryder Cup, Ian celebrates by playing the invisible concertina.” - ken

  • “When I find out who put deep heat in my underpants they're going to get more than the Poulter stare!” - Gareth

  • “This game is so much harder when the club is this way around.” - Brian

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