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Make us laugh and you could win a Golfalot cap! Just let us know what Rory McIlroy is up to as he catches up with his friend Wayne Rooney for a quick kick around.

August Caption Competition

Well done to Martin Newmark who wins with:

It wasn't the swingers' club Wayne had expected.

The best of the rest:

  • “It wasn't the swingers' club Wayne had expected” - Martin

  • “I wish I could score half as good as you swing Rory” - Jarrod

  • “Wayne tests out the new lightning conductor for footballers” - Leo

  • “See that Wayne, I nearly got it over van Gaal's ego” - richard

  • “If only I wasn't balancing on these two balls thought wayne” - richard

  • “Can I interest you in opening a building society account, Wayne?” - Rob

  • “Wayne was heavily conflicted with the decision of whether he should switch clubs again.” - Luke

  • “See Wayne, that`s the way to chip a goalkeeper.” - ken

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The competition is open to UK residents, except employees of Golfalot and their families and agents. Prizes are non-transferable, there is no cash alternative.

The winning entry will win the prize indicated. The winner will be notified by email to the email address included on the winner's entry form. Lost and delayed entries will not be accepted. No responsibility is accepted for lost or delayed entries. Any breach of these rules will result in the entry being declared null and void.