Enter our monthly caption competition by emailing Golfalot with your wittiest phrase to accompany the picture below. Our panel of judges see every entry and we post the ones we like the best below.

This month, send us captions of Nick Dougherty on the range. The best caption will win a much sought after Golfalot.com cap. Entries close 31 July 2008.

“The wait for the old 'exploding golf ball' trick was unbearable” fabio961, United Kingdom

“It keeps doing this ever since I took that little blue tablet” Highcliffe, United Kingdom

“Nick checked to see if his new deodorant really did work even under extreme pressure” Pendragon, United Kingdom

“Wind direction SSW, 2 knots.” yorkie, United Kingdom

“Then he took it out, apparently my prostate is fine.” Adrian Green, United Kingdom

“Have you met my invisible girlfriend?” fox103, United Kingdom

“Left a bit, down a bit. That’s great! Scratch there, Nick.” Pendragon, United Kingdom

“I went in for a present to bring home and haven't been able to remove this Mickey Mouse hand since.” whitebits, United Kingdom

“And then they'll slip the green jacket over me left arm......ahhhh, that's lovely” silvertip, Canada

“It was a quiet day on the golf course, so Nick decided to liven things up by doing his version of 'Nessun Dorma'.” yorkie, United Kingdom

“Nick had forgotten that his arm came out of plaster weeks ago.” Carl Roberts, Wales

“The idea here is to aim the ball between Dolly parton's bra in the distance...the flag is dog leg to the left” oldrockeruk, United Kingdom

“It just goes to prove you should never leave your gloves out on the line to dry when it’s freezing” Pendragon, United Kingdom

“Nick’s masterclass in seduction techniques was doing better than his golf class” Pendragon, United Kingdom

“You're not standing straight enough. Allow me to assist, lean back...” FussFord, Australia

“I dont beleive that he nearly blew my arm off with that one” Keith Neill, England

“Watch, a slap on his arse starts the backswing!” quaver, Republic of Ireland

“And when he`s finished here the farmer wants his other field ploughing too.” ulfc, United Kingdom

“A slap on the back side always puts him off on his down swing” Steven Lester, United Kingdom

“Nick had cramp in his thumb from playing the Playstation all night.” deppster666, United Kingdom

“'Tickles McSpanky' you say? Ummm, could we please speak with Nick for a minute...” Ryan F, Canada

“Damn. Too much starch in the washing again.” Richard Marsden, England

“It's a good straight divot Nick, but try hit it a little crisper next shot, OK?” Neil Moss, Scotland

“Before each round, I put on my pink vest and spank the opponent when they are not looking, like so. It puts them on edge and gives me the competitive advantage to win.” Ryan F, Canada

“I just press this button and he hits it..” hattyjaques, United Kingdom

“Ave ya ever seen me dancin....you know, reeeeaaalllyyy dancing” Gary Daniels, England

“This hitch-hiking lark is never going to get me to the Open” ian7561, United Kingdom

“.....and as we danced I looked into her eyes and said "get off my swinging arm, darling"” Ger, Ireland

“Wow! Thats one hell of a ball marker that came attached to that golf glove!” Daniel Alton, England

“Nick, must we play this municipal every week? These fairways are awful” Frenchie, United Kingdom

“Work on your ballet in the studio and not on the range, let's focus here Nick!” Ramzie, Canada

“Nick Dougherty seen kissing invisible lady friend.” andy nolan, United Kingdom

“OK, your a golfer not a matador ,now hit some balls” youssef, United Kingdom

“I'll just sit little Nick over here” golf goffer, United Kingdom

“I got these slightly-used gloves second-hand from some customs official” Pendragon, United Kingdom

“I wish you’d take up smoking again, Nick. I’m fed up with your and your mints. ” Pendragon, United Kingdom

“Thumbs up for that bum, hey boys” $B-RICH$, Australia

“One more and you'll have laid a dozen.” hattyjaques, United Kingdom

“OK you've won the bet now take it off” hattyjaques, United Kingdom