Caption Competition

Win A Golfalot.com Cap

Phil Mickelson has got his 2010 season underway. But what's being said as he hits the range? The best, wittiest entry will win a Golfalot.com cap. Our panel of judges see every entry and we post the best ones below. Entries close 28 February 2010.

“Phil’s left hand turned into a claw as the werewolf transformation began” pendragon, United Kingdom

“She was a tad tall perhaps, but Phil tried his charms with the invisible woman all the same” Mark Carr, United Kingdom

“The blinding flash Phil saw wasn't a camera but Monty mooning him” DT, United Kingdom

“Phil had several goes at filling the basket up by hand” arthurdobbie, United Kingdom

“Phil displays his new patented 'One Handed Clap' for people to busy too clap the conventional way” Daxor, United Kingdom

“I see Lefty's signed a new sponsorship deal with Cutex Nail Varnish” egrint, United Kingdom

“Who's that on the horizon? Could it be... my arch nemesis Scott McCarron?” Noicey, United Kingdom

“Hey Campbell, here's a free lesson, god knows you need it” Alan D, Ireland

“After the wedge controversy, to be on the safe side Phil calls for a ruling asking if he can tee his ball up out of the rough.” Andrew Atkinson, United Kingdom

“Phil tries the old Jedi mind trick. "You don't need to see my wedge grooves, these aren't the clubs you're looking for..."” talman, United Kingdom

“The new robotic auto return ball failed miserably.” chrisma232, United Kingdom

“Who said my driver has got square grooves?” egrint, United Kingdom

“Night fever, Night fever! You don't have to do it” rhonno13, United Kingdom

“Phil gives the guys a quick demonstration as to why he was deemed Bruce Lees number 1 fan.” Daxor, United Kingdom

“Sorry Phil, new rules you have to look after your own balls, look what happened Tiger” damiand2004, Republic of Ireland

“Talk to the hand because the face is not listening” damiand2004, Republic of Ireland

“See when I get a free drop I can keep all the balls together” arthurdobbie, United Kingdom

“Phil had spent all morning trying to get that coat hanger out from the back of his shirt” pendragon, United Kingdom

“It was the last time Phil would buy cheap, quick-drying underarm deodorant” pendragon, United Kingdom

“Stop practising your hand signals for your driving test, Phil, and get on with the game” pendragon, United Kingdom