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Caption Competition

Win A Golfalot.com Cap

Sergio Garcia and Justin Rose don't look convinced as Retief Goosen holds court. But what's being said? The best, wittiest entry will win a Golfalot.com cap. Our panel of judges see every entry and we post the best ones below. Entries close 31 March 2010.

 

  March Caption Competition


The best so far...

“Thanks for inviting us today but using named golf bags to show us our seats is a little over the top” eamxs88, United Kingdom

“Wouldn't name tags have been less cumbersome?” pendragon, United Kingdom

“Retief: Sure I can rub my stomach but if I try to pat my head at the same time it will just ruin my hair-do.” talman, United Kingdom

“Sergio and Justin instantly react the only way men can when Retief points out where the ball hit him” Lisa, United Kingdom

“If you don't whisk like this, your meringue won't peak correctly” Ramzie, Canada

“Sergio and Justin look unconvinced as Retief demonstrates the Emperor's new irons” john, United Kingdom

“Sergio and Justin try to keep their eyes on Goosen's hand as he does his infamous egg disappearing trick. "Poof, wanna see it again?!"” Ramzie, Canada

“Have you worked out where the batteries go?” carolesul, United Kingdom

“Goosen wonders why they always put him on panels with younger, better looking guys” michellew, United Kingdom

“Sergio and Justin did not like the 'wave if you've won a major or ever going to game' at all.” petethorpe, United Kingdom

“Well, this will certainly simplify the "what's in the bag" feature!” talman, United Kingdom

“Wht can't Sergio and me have dot com on our bags” arthurdobbie, United Kingdom

“Then I pulled my hands out like this and that is how I won the final of the paper rock scissors competition.” Joseph Hayden, Republic of Ireland

“Justin: "You know guys, this caption would have been so much easier if both your surnames had been 'Thorn'!” talman, United Kingdom

“Getting the golf bags at the obedience class to sit was the easy part,getting them to fetch would be a lot harder.” ulfc, United Kingdom

“The Three Stooges announce their come back tour!” Daxor, United Kingdom

“It was the first time Retief had been asked by the Police to take part in an Identity Parade” pendragon, United Kingdom

“You had a yo-yo for Christmas then, Retief?” pendragon, United Kingdom

“Goosen introduces the panel for the new game show Tiger's Had Loads Of Talent” playstation, United Kingdom

“The X Factor's panel think Micklesons rendition of the old Maddona classic Get Into The Groove doesn't quite come up to scratch” playstation, United Kingdom

“Sergio thinks Blind Date is rigged after Retief seems to get the easy questions: "Contestant Number 3, if you were an animal what animal would you be?"” Andrew Atkinson, United Kingdom

“Retief and Justin tell Sergio how to avoid being in the Golfalot Caption Competition” pendragon, United Kingdom

“I say, these golf scooters are a little sluggish” pendragon, United Kingdom

“Why am I always the goose and never the duck?” Daxor, United Kingdom


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